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DBag Chopra

was nominated for a Shorty Award!


This account is satire, and unaffiliated with Deepak Chopra. If it's sometimes hard to tell the difference, you might want to think about that.

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The Shorty Interview with DBag Chopra

What inspires you to tweet?

I do not tweet: the universe tweets through me. I am merely a very profitable vessel that also manages the universe's offshore accounts.

Why should we vote for you?

Don't vote for me. But if you find you've been reincarnated as a cast member on The Jersey Shore, you've only yourself to blame.

What question are we not asking here that we should?

If not now, when? The answer is 9:30 incidentally.

Twitter or Facebook?

Twitter. A guru needs followers, not friends.

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Biography

What is there to say really? I conjured this physical manifestation out of my quantum consciousness, along with the oceans, the sky, and tooth decay.

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About the Shorty Awards

The Shorty Awards honor the best of social media. Millions of people participate in The Shortys to recognize individuals and organizations producing great content on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, YouTube, Foursquare and the rest of the social web. The 7th annual ceremony will be held in April 2015 in New York City and live streamed internationally.

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