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What's your best tweet?
Even the impossible is possible if you ignore prefixes.
Share on TwitterWhat's your favorite Twitter app?
I don't need an app. I've taught my tweets to yogic fly.
Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter. A guru needs followers, not friends.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
I trade in eternal consciousness, so trends aren't really my bag. Why don't we play it safe and say "anthropomorphized cat".
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Christopher Hitchens. We'd stay up all night drinking Scotch and retweeting @MotherTheresa with snarky messages appended.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I never trample on the Call to Action.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
I want @mindykaling to follow me on the great journey called Love and also to retweet me. Mystically.
Why should we vote for you?
Don't vote for me. But if you find you've been reincarnated as a cast member on The Jersey Shore, you've only yourself to blame.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#MindybagEngaged
What inspires you to tweet?
I do not tweet: the universe tweets through me. I am merely a very profitable vessel that also manages the universe's offshore accounts.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Quantum. What else?
How long can you go without a tweet?
None of your business. How long can you clench your root chakra?
What question are we not asking here that we should?
If not now, when?
The answer is 9:30 incidentally.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it's free. Truth is, you're all behind on payment, but you can come current by mailing $34.95 to the Chopra Center now.
Why should people follow you?
For news on the latest Secret Sale at chopra.com. Get 17% off my winter workshop this Tuesday only!
Why'd you start tweeting?
I've always delivered wisdom in easily digestible pellets, but Twitter enables me to unbundle them and charge on a per-kibble basis.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Retweeting @Wendy_Deng. You'll never get on Fox News again. I can't take that kind of PR hit.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
The Universe is a verb, so I'd have to say Pluperfect.
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Erik Davis
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I nominate @DBagChopra for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because he promised me 36% off the premium Quantum if I did.
