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The Shorty Interview with DBag Chopra
What inspires you to tweet?
I do not tweet: the universe tweets through me. I am merely a very profitable vessel that also manages the universe's offshore accounts.
Why should we vote for you?
Don't vote for me. But if you find you've been reincarnated as a cast member on The Jersey Shore, you've only yourself to blame.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
If not now, when? The answer is 9:30 incidentally.
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What is there to say really? I conjured this physical manifestation out of my quantum consciousness, along with the oceans, the sky, and tooth decay.