What's your best tweet?
What are six things you could never do without?
Air, Water, Metal Gear, Star Wars, G4, Chuck Norris
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
For everything. I'm a professional nerd.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
"Who is Tony Montana" because everyone should know that!
What feature should Twitter add?
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Why should we vote for you?
You don't have to, but you can because I can grow epic sideburns, I guess.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
They come from my brain usually when they're not quotes.
What inspires you to tweet?
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Don't. Get. ELIMINATED!!!
How long can you go without a tweet?
What question are we not asking here that we should?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
People think we're stalkers. Facebookies think this. Then they play FarmVille
Why should people follow you?
Because of my sideburns, I guess. And I'm funny (according to others)
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
I tweet what comes to my mind.
Why'd you start tweeting?
Because other people were.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
How will the world change in the next year?
The US Police Force, like an army, will be encamped around the Manhattan Island prison...
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Like the prison in Escape from New York