What's your best tweet?
"Dude, I'd duck the shot out of her!" see, the auto correct...ugh.
What are six things you could never do without?
Here's a hint, 1 per cylinder.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
How else are you supposed to sell Amway Foot Powder?
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Rev. Al Sharpton.....OH! APP!! Sorry.
Twitter or Facebook?
I was always more of a BBS guy.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Hahaha, oh god, lemme wipe the laugh tears away...#Cribdeath
What feature should Twitter add?
A chip in your head where you can just think a tweet and it would....#Things That PeopleTalkAboutThatWillNeverHappen
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
My dad cause it would mean he wasn't dead.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
MyCk, BgClt, CmDmstr, DkEtr, HakGag
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Never! Everyone deserves to be heard no matter how fucking stupid, insulting JEALOUS, petty, ignorant, etc... they sound.
Why should we vote for you?
Look at my webshow...LOOK AT IT!!!!! My GOD man. It LOOKS like a TV show but see...I'm hammered. Now where do you see that?...THANK YOU!!
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Funny you ask. I met the person who gave me the need AND the Doctor that 'scrip for Valtrex. Lol!
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
With a little wine and cheese.
What inspires you to tweet?
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
No. Everyone loves every word I post.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
If you have a girlfriend, just follow ugly girls
How long can you go without a tweet?
OMG! How long can I go without BREATHING!!! hahahahahahahaha...(Kill me)
What question are we not asking here that we should?
What Question are we not asking here that we should?...oh, wait.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
By becoming "aware" and killing man
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Who doesn't admire ANY chick tweeting pix of her food. The culmination of what the Internet was invented for.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That is was born of a virgin mother.
Why should people follow you?
Really? Do you know who I am?
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
@HonestPolitician @NotAnnoyingBarWhore @DealerBustsEveryTime @MarriedAndDontWannaScrewOtherGirls I think you get it.
How do you decide what to tweet?
Why'd you start tweeting?
Pussy..........cats are adorable and people post Lotsa links!
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Where I used to have to look at or actually TALK to other people, I can now fiddle with my phone and occasionally nod.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Praise me and shut up about politics and junk.
How will the world change in the next year?
It will have gone around the sun one more time.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
I think the biggest one is throwing in a French word to sound smart or hip.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Flying cars, Mylar suits, Self lacing sneakers