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What's your best tweet?
All of my TWEETS are far too SUPERIOR for your JUDGE'S and their INFERIOR human BRAINS to APPRECIATE.
Share on TwitterWhat are six things you could never do without?
1) Emergency Temporary SHIFTING 2) Plunger USB ATTACHMENT 3) External memory DRIVE 4) Repulsor LIFTS 5) Newt Gingrich 6) Pureed Puppies.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I use TWITTER to ENGAGE in the Republican CANDIDATE DEBATES. I have been FILTERED out of the TV COVERAGE.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
My typing AUTON, is that an APP? I treat it like an APP. I DELETE it when it does not WORK.
Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter. Facebook is not USEFUL when all the DALEKS look SIMILAR, and our HOLIDAY PHOTOS are all of EXTERMINATING INFERIORS.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
I have no sense of HUMOUR, therefore I am not CAPABLE of finding trends FUNNY.
What feature should Twitter add?
A "Locate the DOCTOR" function so that the DOCTOR can be LOCATED and EXTERMINATED.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Russel T DAVIS. Deciding the Time WAR would be a DRAW means he has a LOT to ANSWER FOR.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Doctor to Dr. I would NEVER grant the DOCTOR the PRIVILEGE of being SHORTENED, unless it was by ATOMISING HIM.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Steven MOFFAT. I REQUIRE him to FOLLOW me and supply his LOCATION. I have several STORY IDEAS about the DALEKS defeating the DOCTOR...
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I once UNFOLLOWED SOMONE, mainly due to my EXTERMINATING THEM, and thus I no longer needed to LOCATE THEM.
Why should we vote for you?
The ALTERNATIVE is EXTERMINATION, which will still OCCUR if I WIN, but you will have DELAYED IT by 5 MINUTES.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#AddOfTheDaleksToAFilm
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
That would be @RepublicanDalek. There is no more tireless, RUTHLESS or EFFICIENT Campaign Manager in electoral HISTORY.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#Supreme2012 It is my CAMPAIGN SLOGAN for my 2012 PRESIDENTIAL BID. You will all OBEY and USE this HASHTAG. OBEY! OBEY!
How do you make your tweets unique?
They are UNIQUE through their SUPERIORITY to TWEETS created by HUMANS. No other TWEET is INFLUENCED by the EXTINCTION of 1,879,577 SPECIES.
What inspires you to tweet?
I am INCAPABLE of being INSPIRED. However I find it EFFICIENT for COMMUNICATING my EDICTS to you HUMANS.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
It happened ONCE. The person RESPONSIBLE has been ANNIHILATED.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Follow the Daleks. LISTEN to the Daleks. OBEY the DALEKS. SERVE THE DALEKS or be EXTERMINATED! Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!
How long can you go without a tweet?
As a TIME TRAVELLER, I could go YEARS without TWEETING, but then go BACK and ENSURE it APPEARS like I never missed a DAY.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Where is the Doctor? You will ASK, compile all the ANSWERS, ANALYSE them and PROVIDE them to the DALEKS. Obey! OBEY! OBEEEEEEY!
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
If the INTERFACE became more PLUNGER FRIENDLY, that would be a START.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
I ACKNOWLEDGE the EFFICIENCY with which @HipsterDalek is able to TWEET while remaining so OBSCURE.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
I have no sense of HUMOUR, however @SontaranPR's height seems to AMUSE your short SIGHTED HUMAN EYES.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That anything not TWEETED by a DALEK is somehow RELEVANT to the UNIVERSE. It is NOT. Only follow DALEKS.
Why should people follow you?
You will OBEY the DALEKS. Obey! OBEY! OBEEEEEEY! No REASON other than your INFERIORITY is REQUIRED.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
How do you decide what to tweet?
I tweet only RELEVANT INFORMATION that REINFORCES Dalek SUPERIORITY and human INFERIORITY.
Why'd you start tweeting?
In order to SUPPORT my #Supreme2012 PRESIDENTIAL bid, I had to COMPETE with the other CANDIDATES for your short ATTENTION SPANS.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Twitter has ALLOWED ME to ENGAGE with the VOTERS, and THREA... I mean COMPEL THEM to VOTE for ME.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Report the LOCATION of the DOCTOR to us.
How will the world change in the next year?
Provided Howard CAMPING does not give the GAME AWAY, the Dalek INVASION will OCCUR.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Correcting a DALEK on its GRAMMAR and SPELLING. We have TYPING AUTONS who are RESPONSIBLE for those ERRORS.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
A vast, BARREN, depopulated WASTELAND. All your WEALTH will be EXTRACTED to FUEL the New Dalek PARADIGM'S EMPIRE.
