Throughout human history, we’ve had countless generation-defining thinkers—Plato, Galileo, Einstein, and… Kim Kardashian? That’s what apparently happens when you combine the tweets of the pop culture phenom with the wisdom of the great Danish existentialist philosopher Søren Kierkegaard, like @KimKierkegaard has done ever since 2012. With wryly funny musings like, “What I have lost or, more correctly, robbed myself of. . . can I just order it from an infomercial?” and, “All three of my fragrances are back in stock: melancholy, hopelessness, and despair,” it’s no wonder the Twitter account has racked up 245K+ followers.